"The closer to the railway station the less tasty the Kebab is" — data scientist investigates

Paris kebab stand (Just Another Photographer / Shutterstock.com)

When a French social media post claimed kebabs near train stations taste worse, one unemployed data scientist armed with "a few cans of energy drinks, a neurological development disorder, and a single-minded purpose" set out to prove it scientifically.

Every kebab shop and train station entr…