"Thank you and now goodbye" Europe's break-up letter to America

'America', a Personification, by Maerten de Vos and Adriaen Collaert, (ca. 1590) Public Domain

Here's the opening paragraph from Europe's break-up letter with its insufferably redpilled friend, USA:

"Thank you for Andy Warhol. Thank you for the Big Mac and the iPhone. Thank you, too, for Francis Ford Coppola, for Stanley Kubrick and Quentin Tarantino. Tha…