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Tesla begs Trump not to destroy company after Musk got him elected

Ellsworth Toohey
Mar 14, 2025
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Tesla, run by red-pilled billionaire Elon Musk, just sent a cringe "pwease don't hurt us" letter to the administration over its mob boss style trade war.

In an unsigned letter, Tesla warned that other countries might retaliate against U.S. trade tantrums by slapping tariffs on American-made EVs. As reported in the Financial Times,…

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