A mermaid happily entertaining visitors at a theme park aquarium was brutally attacked by a large fish. The animal bit her face before swallowing her goggles and noseclip. Why would a mermaid need a noseclip? Because she isn't a real mermaid. Video below.
Xishuangbanna Primitive Forest Park reportedly paid the…
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