Teen exits Disneyland ride, learns why you keep your arms, legs, and body inside the boat

Please Remain Seated, Permanezca Sentados Por Favor!

A 13-year-old boy at Disneyland climbed out of his Tiana’s Bayou Adventure ride vehicle before the end of the attraction and then received a brief, terrifying seminar in why Disney repeatedly, and in multiple languages, tells you to stay in your seat.

Thankfully, the kid was not meaningfully injured. Also, thankfully, Disney did not have to add a new ani…