If you need more reasons to use pen and paper instead of a computer or favor cash while you shop at a local shop, we've got your back: Those big parades thrown with the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army as an excuse? The ones designed to give off pheromones that give wanna-be royalty stiffies? They've got the backing of some o…
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