Tasmania’s favorite 1,000-kilo chaos seal is back on land

Neil does not block roads. Roads rudely appear under Neil.

Tasmania’s favorite suburban elephant seal has returned, bigger, weirder, and apparently still committed to the bit where he turns roads, lawns, and traffic cones into supporting characters in the Neil Cinematic Universe.

Neil is funny because he looks like a sofa that learned to breathe, but the fandom gets dangerous when people forget the sofa weighs a…