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Tanning beds are worse for you than you think

Séamus Bellamy
Dec 30, 2025
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Everyone has that one friend who spends more time in tanning salons than they do sucking the marrow out of their work week lunch hours. Their skin’s about the same color as the leather seats in a 1978 Chrysler Cordoba. They tell you it’s a healthy glow and that tanning beds are no more dangerous than being out in the sun. Folks …

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