Surprise! The Melania movie is terrible and serves no purpose

The only lesson we've learned is that Hollywood still occasionally bankrolls men it already buried.

The Melania movie demonstrates two things: Jeff Bezos has fewer scruples than his Venice wedding already made clear, and Brett Ratner has not changed at all. Aside from that, Melania is as boring as everyone suspected.

Apparently created only because obscenely wealthy people needed a vehicle to bribe one another for consideration that benefits their high…