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Spider’s mouth infected by Kyle Rittenhouse

Séamus Bellamy
May 07, 2026
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Kyle Rittenhouse, QAnon’s latest suppressive person

A brown recluse spider is currently receiving treatment after accidentally getting a mouthful of acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse.

“I was just keeping to myself, man,” the spider told Boing Boing in an exclusive interview. “You know, being reclusive and shit. Anyway, this bag of doughnuts, what’s his …

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