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Self-proclaimed “PETSMART Truther” asks the tough questions: It is “Pet Smart”? Or “Pet’s Mart”?

Jennifer Sandlin
Mar 05, 2026
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Musical comedian Ben Lapidus is out here asking the tough questions that have plagued us all for years. In a new full-length video that he released today for his song PETSMART, Lapidus, a self-proclaimed “PETSMART Truther,” wants to know whether the company “PETSMART” is actually “Pet Smart” or “Pet’s Mart.” In a s…

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