Scientists confirm alcohol is, in fact, bad for you despite civilization’s vigorous objections
Your liver would like this entered into the record.
A sweeping new review of decades of research has reached the kind of conclusion your pancreas could probably have offered for free: alcohol contributes to a startling range of diseases, injuries, cancers, infections, neurological problems, and assorted bodily catastrophes affecting pretty much every major organ system. Cheers!
Sinclair Carr, first author…
