Running the country into the ground, Don the Builder also destroying America’s heritage
Can we screw it up? Yes, he can! Real estate fraud, Donald Trump’s guided White House tour for Laura Ingraham played less like a history lesson and more like an episode of Extreme Makeover: Tacky Fascist Edition. Make way for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom!
What was once the people’s house now feels like a prop set for his endless reruns of grievance and glory. Every chandelier becomes a monument to ego, every story retold as proof that the nation’s heritage shines brightest under his nameplate.
The Presidential Walk of Fame is both awful-looking and a bad look. The United States deserves better. Trump’s taste is genuinely terrible. Weirdos compare it to The Château de Versailles, but the French palace is not grotesque.
The United States will be Donald Trump's 7th bankruptcy.
And then he and his rich friends will rip all the copper pipes and wiring out of the walls when they leave.
It’s bronze…
It’s brass…
Gentle reader, it’s plastic.