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Runaway monkeys lured back with Froot Loops and PBJs

Thom Dunn
Nov 15, 2024
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Last week, a legion of 43 rhesus macaques escaped from a research facility in South Carolina after a caretaker allegedly forgot to latch a door. As of Wednesday, November 13, only 8 of the primates remain on the loose—thanks to Froot Loops to PBJs.

As CBS News reported:

Greg Westergaard, the chief executive off…

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Writer of fiction, plays, songs @ Roland High Life + Forfocséic, plus articles @ Wirecutter, BoingBoing, and more. 🖤s comic books, Gaeilge, time travel, rock n' roll, & chaos magic. Hates Journey. thomdunn.net
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