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RFK Jr. cites toilet-seat cocaine habit as proof germs aren’t real problem

This clears up an awful lot, but shouldn't make you feel any better.

Jason Weisberger
Feb 13, 2026
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The nation’s top health official offered this explanation for many of his policies: “I’m not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.” This clears up an awful lot, but shouldn’t make you feel any better.

Public health experts spent decades urging Americans to wash their hands. The man now in charge is proudly telling us he used to s…

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