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Rest assured, Trump’s top priority is The Great Ballroom of People Who Can Afford the Cover Charge

Jason Weisberger
Oct 23, 2025
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Image: Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt / White House Press Conference

The Mouth of Moron, Karoline Leavitt, proudly let the American people know the top priority of their President is his illegal pay-to-play Discotheque of Disillusionment.

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