Reports from Ford plant say Trump’s stench made a lasting impression
“like bad breath mixed with feces — I can’t describe it, but I’ll never forget it.”
According to the Lincoln Square Project, Ford workers in Detroit had an unexpected sensory takeaway from the president’s recent visit. Staffers there report multiple workers describing “Diaper Don” Trump’s body odor as “like bad breath mixed with feces — I can’t describe it, but I’ll never forget it.”
This is, of course, not the first time Trump’s alleged aroma has entered the public record. Over the years, reporters, authors, and on-the-record witnesses have independently remarked on an unmistakable funk — a detail so persistent it has become part of the broader folklore surrounding Donald Trump.
To be clear, these are subjective reports, not lab results. But when unrelated people in unrelated places keep describing the same thing, you start to wonder whether the real bipartisan consensus in America is olfactory.
Given his diet and overall health issues, it’s no wonder he smells of shit-also, who is going to tell him it’s time for a new diaper?
Or, it’s just the reek of evil emanating from an original source.