MAGA cultists — who think Satan-worshipping Democrats eat babies while running the world — placed their redemption hopes in mythical "Epstein files" that would expose it all. Their chosen messiah who was prophesied to deliver the receipts? Non other than Donald J Trump, the reality TV sleazemeister who partied with Jef…
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