Recreational ejaculators face $1000 fine if new bill comes to pass
While anti-abortion zealots' beloved Bible demands death for unauthorized seed spillage, two Ohio Democrats are going soft with mere fines for non-procreative emissions.
While God straight-up killed Onan for spilling his seed (literal death by divine smiting),…
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