Recreational ejaculators face $1000 fine if new bill comes to pass

Exhibit A: The smoking gun(k) in Ohio's war on unauthorized ejaculation (Boing Boing/Midjourney)

While anti-abortion zealots' beloved Bible demands death for unauthorized seed spillage, two Ohio Democrats are going soft with mere fines for non-procreative emissions.

While God straight-up killed Onan for spilling his seed (literal death by divine smiting),…