Rather than fly on a DHS flight, Kristi Noem claims a man attempted to eat himself

Secretary of Homeland Security and noted puppy slayer Kristi Noem claims a man attempted to eat himself rather than fly the unfriendly skies.

"I was talking to some marshals… They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself and they had to get him off and ge…