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Poor widdle Proud Boy can't get his benefits after attacking Capitol, sad face emoji

Ellsworth Toohey
Mar 17, 2025
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Joe Biggs outside the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. (U.S District Court for the District of Columbia)

Former Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs is having a truly tragic time after being freed from prison by his beloved God Emperor Trump. Turns out getting your sentence commuted instead of pardoned means you're still technically a domestic terrorist. Dagnabbit!

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