Poor widdle Proud Boy can't get his benefits after attacking Capitol, sad face emoji

Joe Biggs outside the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. (U.S District Court for the District of Columbia)

Former Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs is having a truly tragic time after being freed from prison by his beloved God Emperor Trump. Turns out getting your sentence commuted instead of pardoned means you're still technically a domestic terrorist. Dagnabbit!

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