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Pokémon-parody sex toys are back, with holographic trading cards

Ellsworth Toohey
Jul 17, 2026
∙ Paid
Geeky Sex Toys (promotional image)

Ten years ago, an Australian company called Geeky Sex Toys launched a line of adult toys based on Pokémon. It sold out almost instantly. Now, according to the relaunch drop, Pokemoan is back with four redesigned toys — and a disclaimer that distances it from the franchise it’s plainly spoofing: “It is not licensed or en…

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