Please stop mailing butt plugs to Bahrain

Bahrain; remember what they told you about bravery. Photo: Vinod V Chandran / Shutterstock.

We regret to inform you that you must no longer ship sex toys to Bahrain, the decidedly conservative island kingdom off the coast of Saudi Arabia. Thousands of U.S. service members stationed at the base there will have to go without or find a local source. The sad…