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Pete Hegseth turns alleged extrajudicial killings into a parody of a children’s story book

Jason Weisberger
Dec 01, 2025
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Absolute loser Pete Hegseth allegedly ordered the U.S. military to “kill everybody” on a suspected drug boat and then joked about it with a rocket-launcher-wielding Franklin the Turtle meme. That’s not a satire headline. That’s just the Monday after Thanksgiving in Trump’s America.

In a post on the social platform X, the Defense secretary included a mock…

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