Loathsome rich kid Matt Gaetz withdrew his name from consideration as Trump's Attorney General pick exactly six minutes before CNN was set to publish new allegations about his sexual misconduct, reports Comic Sands.
The Botox-addicted ex-Florida Representative had been under investigation by the House Ethics Committee for alleged sex tr…
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