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Owner learns the hard way: Cybertrucks don't make great boats
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Owner learns the hard way: Cybertrucks don't make great boats

Jason Weisberger
Mar 12, 2025
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A gentleman was attempting to launch his jet ski into Ventura harbor, and submerged his Cybertruck.

The owner of a very expensive and heavy Cybertruck mistakenly backed down a boat ramp all the way down. I am surprised it was not a case of the heavy truck, even with the e-brake on, just sliding down a slippery, needing to be power-washed ramp. Folks are …

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