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OpenAI reports “incredibly positive” vibe as shareholder value sinks

Maybe vibe a bit less as your investors suffer, just as a matter of policy.

Jason Weisberger
Apr 28, 2026
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It becomes increasingly apparent that OpenAI is high on its own fumes. Celebrating “more compute” as something other than “a money incinerator” as its investors feel the pain.

Shares of several OpenAI backers and partners including SoftBank Group Corp., Oracle Corp. and CoreWeave Inc. sank on the news Tuesda…

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