One man's rant on how to make America great again: get rid of the spork
Never mind the mind-boggling rise of Q conspiracists and Trump worshippers. The more obvious indicator of devolution in America — and of the human race, for that matter — is staring us right in the face, or mouth as it were. It's called, simply, the "spork."
"The spork is a prime example of the debasement of our …