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Noem and Lewandowski turned Homeland Security into a reality show with poor trigger discipline

Jason Weisberger
Feb 13, 2026
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Image: Puppy slayer and Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem; Mark Reinstein / Shutterstock.com

The Wall Street Journal reports staff beratings, polygraph tests, showboat raids, and a Coast Guard pilot allegedly fired because someone didn’t pack the secretary’s favorite blanket.

The Department of Homeland Security under Noem and Lewandowski is apparent…

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