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New Orleans and Cybertruck drivers from same U.S. military base (and no, Trump, they did not eat pets)

Carla Sinclair
Jan 02, 2025
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While Donald Trump rabidly blames "open borders" for yesterday's horrific New Orleans attack and Las Vegas Cybertruck explosion, the suspects behind both incidents have been identified not as Haitian pet eaters, but as former U.S Army veterans — who reportedly both served at Fort Bragg in California.

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