Suffering unprecedented embarrassment on the international stage, morale issues are so deep that sailors are reputedly jumping overboard, but never fear: the United States Navy has a plan. Reportedly, they are considering renaming an aircraft carrier after Trump.
During President Donald Trump's first term, the Navy announced that the Ford-class carrier would be called the USS Doris Miller, recognizing an enlisted sailor who helped defend US forces from Japan's attack.
It's unclear what the Navy is seeking to change the name of the carrier to, though two of the sources said there have been internal conversations about renaming it to honor Trump. It would be an unprecedented move to name an aircraft carrier after a sitting president.
Doris Miller earned the Navy Cross fighting for his country. Donald Trump really wants his name on things.



There’s a sewage outfall at Amdusen-Scott South Pole station that I would happily put the twatwaffle’s name on.
I'd prefer to see a catering cart at Reagan Intl. named for him.