Minute Maid discontinues concentrated orange juice in latest blow to civilization

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For 80 years, Minute Maid has sold orange juice and lemonade (including the pink stuff) as concentrate, with each 12-ounce can of freezing slush yielding 48 ounces of drink, give or take. Today parent company Coca-Cola said it will discontinue sales in the U.S. and Canada, saying consumers don’t want it anymore.

“With the juice category…