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Michigan judge orders Walmart shoplifters to wash cars in store parking lot

Carla Sinclair
Feb 17, 2025
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A Michigan judge is making sure Walmart shoplifters don't leave empty-handed, loading them up with sponges and a hose so that they can wash cars in a store parking lot.

Judge Jeffrey Clothier is ordering the unusual "Walmart wash" sentences for misdemeanor thieves who were caught at the store in the Gr…

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