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Merry Christmeth! 55 pounds of methamphetamine found neatly giftwrapped

Rob Beschizza
Dec 31, 2025
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Handsomely wrapped if oddly regular in form, the heap of Christmas presents in Jacob Talamantes’ car marked him as a generous giver this holiday season. Unfortunately for the would-be Santa in Jeffersontown, Kentucky, a police dog at the shopping center on Bluegrass Parkway alerted on the vehicle. Inside were not Nintendo Switches, Labubus and Primal Ha…

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