Meet the most cringe-worthy status symbol of 2025: an $880,000 champagne holder for SDE billionaires
Nothing announces "I'm deeply insecure about my place in the billionaire pecking order" quite like dropping $880,000 on a diamond-encrusted gyroscopic cup holder. Because when you're desperately trying to impress people who already hate you, why not spend your meaningless wealth making sure your Cristal doesn't tilt three degrees on your megayacht?
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