Medical marvel: Rep. Wilson's nose successfully fused to Trump's rear via $250 bill proposal

Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC), in a blind panic because his nose wasn't quite brown enough to please his god-emperor, announced he's drafting legislation to create a $250 bill featuring the pouting visage of Donald J. Trump.

"Bidenflation has destroyed the economy forcing American families to carry more cash," Wilson explained on Twitter. The fake news, and rea…