US Fish and Wildlife Service researchers found this absolutely massive pet store goldfish swimming in Pennsylvania's Presque Isle State Park on Lake Erie.
"Call me Megalodon," reads a USFW caption for the above photo.
Pet goldfish should remain pets, urge USFW authorities.
"Smeone released it, thinking they were being kind. Instead…
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