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Masked agents chased the wrong woman and DHS says the system worked

Ellsworth Toohey
Dec 07, 2025
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Secretary Kristi Noem during Dept. of Homeland Security 2026 budget hearing (Shedrick Pelt / Shutterstock.com)

Jacelynn Guzman, 23, was walking home from a corner store in Marrero, Louisiana, when a silver unmarked SUV pulled up beside her and two masked men got out.

“I thought it was an Uber,” she told NBC News. “They said, ‘Wait don’t run, Ma’am.’ That’…

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