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Angus M's avatar

Does the bear have legal representation?

ToMajorTom's avatar

If I had a bear in my backyard, I'd keep the window shades open 24 / 7. And I'd sit in front of a window watching the bear all the freakin' time. And I'd name him/her Teddy.

rp10007's avatar

Sounds like he wants the department to kill the bear for him.

Dogfriend's avatar

I doubt that the bear will be able to pay any civil penalties and I doubt that you will get a conviction in criminal court.