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Man found with live turtle hidden in "groin area" at Newark airport
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Man found with live turtle hidden in "groin area" at Newark airport

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Mar 14, 2025
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A Pennsylvania man attempted to pass through outbound security at New Jersey's Newark Liberty international airport with a turtle concealed in his pants. The creature reportedly set off an alarm and was found in the man's "groin area" when Transportation Security Administration workers patted him down.

When questioned further, the man reached i…

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