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Man discovers throwing sandwich at cops significantly more illegal than beating them with flagpoles

Man discovers throwing sandwich at cops significantly more illegal than beating them with flagpoles

Ellsworth Toohey
Aug 14, 2025
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Bludgeon a cop protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 — get a pardon. Throw a sandwich at an officer occupying your city —get a felony. That is the new American justice ledger. Sean Charles Dunn hurled a sub at a CBP agent in D.C. while shouting "Fuck you, fascists!"

For this protest snack, prosecutors dusted off a rarely used federal sta…

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