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Man accused of ejaculating in colleague’s mug: “I just wanted to get close to her”

Rob Beschizza
Feb 06, 2026
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An employee at Highmark whose drink “smelled and looked like semen” told police, who placed a hidden camera, with her permission, to monitor the mug she used. They allegedly filmed a manager taking and returning the mug with fresh deposits, twice, and he was taken into custody.

Timothy Haver, who has become a former employee of the Pittsburgh ins…

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