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Lutnick notes he left Epstein Island with the same number of children he arrived with

This is simply not how innocent stories are told.

Jason Weisberger
Feb 10, 2026
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Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump

Trump’s Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick appears to think he’s clearing something up. Instead, he’s doing the opposite.

“I did have lunch with him… we had lunch on the island… for an hour… we left with all of my children.”

This is an oddly specific non-defense. Not “I was never there,” not “I had no relation…

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