Look at the Assad family's boring-ass bunker

Screenshots of bunker which allegedly belonged to Bashar al-Assad's brother, General Maher al-Assad

What a letdown — this video tour of what is alleged to be Syrian dictator Assad's brother's sad-sack hidey-hole reveals a Spirit Airlines VIP lounge aesthetic when we were expecting Doctor Evil's summer home.

The videographer (who apparently went to the Bla…