"Longbois devouring watermelon" is my new favorite animal ASMR genre!

I have recently stumbled upon a new genre of ASMR that's just terrific—dachshunds eating watermelon. The very best vidoes of the genre include not only the wonderful crunching sounds, but also terrific close-up, fish-eye angles of glorious wiener-dog snouts in action.

Do a search for "dachshunds eating watermelon" on any social media and you'll have find…