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"Longbois devouring watermelon" is my new favorite animal ASMR genre!

Jennifer Sandlin
May 21, 2025
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I have recently stumbled upon a new genre of ASMR that's just terrific—dachshunds eating watermelon. The very best vidoes of the genre include not only the wonderful crunching sounds, but also terrific close-up, fish-eye angles of glorious wiener-dog snouts in action.

Do a search for "dachshunds eating watermelon" on any social media and you'll have find…

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