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Lockheed Martin is desperate to Take Off to The Great White North

Mar 21, 2025
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An American Lockheed Martin F-35 stealth fighter flies in a clear, blue sky.

With Donald Trump pitching poo about the amount of Fentanyl crossing the border from Canada into the United States and blathering about annexation, we folk North of the Wall have gotten what you'd call a little hostile. We've imposed trade tariffs in response to the tariffs placed on our goods. American hooch? Not on our shelves. Those Lockheed Martin F…

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