“Laxative” brownies turn Nantucket School Committee meeting into Schrodinger’s shitshow
A Nantucket resident presented the town’s School Committee with laxative-laced brownies at its meeting last week, prompting school officials to file a police report. No-one appears to have suffered from having eating any of them (or indeed eaten them in the first place) but the speaker nonetheless achieved the goal of making everyone feel queasy.
