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Lauren Boebert’s reelection pitch boldly goes where few campaigns have gone before: UFOs

Jason Weisberger
Oct 08, 2025
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Lauren Boebert welcomes her new Alien overlords

Colorado’s rotten slider slinger and district-hopping Congressperson Lauren Boebert is running on a platform of exposing space aliens.

Claiming Washington bureaucrats, of which she certainly is one, feel the ordinary citizen is too “NAIVE” to handle the truth, Boebert is promising to disclose the truth to he…

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