Boing Boing

Boing Boing

Share this post

Boing Boing
Boing Boing
Lauren Boebert fails to achieve escape velocity

Lauren Boebert fails to achieve escape velocity

Jason Weisberger
Jun 30, 2025
∙ Paid
6

Share this post

Boing Boing
Boing Boing
Lauren Boebert fails to achieve escape velocity
4
Share

Sharing a cornucopia of conspiracy theories, Lauren Boebert, a theater aficionado and Congressperson, attempted to sound smart.

Lauren asks for a tin foil while denying the moon landing occurred. Having seen Capricorn One a few times too many, this Colorado representative to the US Congress may not believe in history, but she claims to believe in God, so…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Boing Boing to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Happy Mutants LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share