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Kristi Noem makes up new definition for "habeas corpus" to fit fascist agenda (video)

Carla Sinclair
May 20, 2025
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Image: Puppy slayer and Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem; Mark Reinstein / Shutterstock.com

Homeland Security's Kristi Noem is not just a puppy killing cosplayer, she is also a complete dimwit, as proven yet again when she was asked what "habeas corpus" meant.

"Well, habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remov…

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